Everything looks and probably tastes good, but is the display necessary? Just a hot mess waiting to happen.
Everything looks and probably tastes good, but is the display necessary? Just a hot mess waiting to happen.
by zfemmer
27 Comments
ArcadianAbstraction
“Make me the food of my dreams when I was a child.” Then you become an adult and go… What..?
theJOJeht
My teeth hurt looking at this
-hacks4pancakes-
“Cool, I’ve taken the photo – now can I have a big bowl?”
JonestownKeyParty
This style of food was popularised in Australia by a cafe owned by a family who happen to be some of the worst human beings I have ever encountered
After they ran their first business into the ground they opened a horrifically clueless Mexican restaurant *(these people are Greek)* called Cartel Taqueria. I asked a Mexican about the name and she said that she would rather eat broken glass than spend money at a restaurant named after the crime gangs destroying her country
notatechnicianyo
It’d be a nice sculpture. The presentation is lovely.
Consumption is problematic, even with help.
Pretty stupid. 7/10
Muted_Masterpiece535
dumbass_777
this is called stunt food. they dont actually expect people to eat this, its just for social media
Creepy7_7
Thanks. I hate it
stefamiec89
That’s 1.5 week of desserts.
allowishus182
No way that shit isn’t stale AF.
Advanced-List-4483
See, now THIS is stupid food. There’s nothing wrong with any individual component, but it’s served in a way that is obnoxious, clearly designed to be photographed rather than eaten, and there’s no way to actually enjoy it without looking like an asshole.
Curious_Field7953
One of my favorite things about living in SoFlo is watching the tourist parent buy this overpriced monstrosity for their kid at any of the boardwalk/beach area ice cream shops and it immediately collapsing all over the place and them being indignant about wanting a refund.
Y’all didn’t think the 110° real feel shade was gonna be an issue with your $54 milkshake/donut/chocolate bar/ice cream sandwich/cotton candy?
Separate-Fly5165
merliahthesiren
So people rarely eat even a good chunk of these. This type of “drink” presentation is just for social media posting. Seriously. Influencers pay for it, take pics and reels, and then waste it. But restaurants are ok with it because money.
Acceptable_Pirate_92
We live amongst attention-starved adults
Puzzleheaded_Pay1152
Does it come with a side of insulin
ProudIntention2351
What a waste of money and food
MoltenAlice
That’s not a milkshake, that’s a Jenga tower on life support
HoochShippe
I just got diabetes watching this.
MrsAshleyStark
AI generated dessert come to life
lemon-frosting
At least include a plate so I can set all the toppings down 😑
Could-You-Tell
I would have loved these types of things in my 20s with like 6 people helping.
DaughterOfBhaal
This is the equivalent of underwater levels in video games.
Just a ticking time bomb in disguise.
ExpressionNo3709
Im curious what the menu price is on that absurdity?
Odd-Diamond-2259
HoodieGalore
It looks like an AI sundae but irl. Nobody sane would consider this viable.
MJG1123
Honest question: Does anyone really want this disaster of a sugar crime glued together with 20 layers of regret!? This thing looks like a last minute forced apology that no one asked for sprinkled with a healthy dose of bad decisions. DAMN!
I know I’m basic…happy with just some vanilla ice cream, no toppings…but even if I was 4 days without food and water I’d pass on this monstrosity.
And are you supposed to hang a white surrender flag from those candy canes planted at the grave of your self control?
27 Comments
“Make me the food of my dreams when I was a child.” Then you become an adult and go… What..?
My teeth hurt looking at this
“Cool, I’ve taken the photo – now can I have a big bowl?”
This style of food was popularised in Australia by a cafe owned by a family who happen to be some of the worst human beings I have ever encountered
After they ran their first business into the ground they opened a horrifically clueless Mexican restaurant *(these people are Greek)* called Cartel Taqueria. I asked a Mexican about the name and she said that she would rather eat broken glass than spend money at a restaurant named after the crime gangs destroying her country
It’d be a nice sculpture. The presentation is lovely.
Consumption is problematic, even with help.
Pretty stupid. 7/10
this is called stunt food. they dont actually expect people to eat this, its just for social media
Thanks. I hate it
That’s 1.5 week of desserts.
No way that shit isn’t stale AF.
See, now THIS is stupid food. There’s nothing wrong with any individual component, but it’s served in a way that is obnoxious, clearly designed to be photographed rather than eaten, and there’s no way to actually enjoy it without looking like an asshole.
One of my favorite things about living in SoFlo is watching the tourist parent buy this overpriced monstrosity for their kid at any of the boardwalk/beach area ice cream shops and it immediately collapsing all over the place and them being indignant about wanting a refund.
Y’all didn’t think the 110° real feel shade was gonna be an issue with your $54 milkshake/donut/chocolate bar/ice cream sandwich/cotton candy?
So people rarely eat even a good chunk of these. This type of “drink” presentation is just for social media posting. Seriously. Influencers pay for it, take pics and reels, and then waste it. But restaurants are ok with it because money.
We live amongst attention-starved adults
Does it come with a side of insulin
What a waste of money and food
That’s not a milkshake, that’s a Jenga tower on life support
I just got diabetes watching this.
AI generated dessert come to life
At least include a plate so I can set all the toppings down 😑
I would have loved these types of things in my 20s with like 6 people helping.
This is the equivalent of underwater levels in video games.
Just a ticking time bomb in disguise.
Im curious what the menu price is on that absurdity?
It looks like an AI sundae but irl. Nobody sane would consider this viable.
Honest question: Does anyone really want this disaster of a sugar crime glued together with 20 layers of regret!? This thing looks like a last minute forced apology that no one asked for sprinkled with a healthy dose of bad decisions. DAMN!
I know I’m basic…happy with just some vanilla ice cream, no toppings…but even if I was 4 days without food and water I’d pass on this monstrosity.
And are you supposed to hang a white surrender flag from those candy canes planted at the grave of your self control?